Let's review the past week in short bites

Mildred has moved back in. She was NOT WELCOMED. I'd like her to stop messing with my arm and leg.

Also, making fun of people with chronic pain is NOT COOL. For the person who did this to me, I may or may not know a Voodoo Priestest and just remember Karma bites back and its painful.

Painting sucks. Three coats of blue paint on Jimmy's walls. Next time: No Behr paint, need to prime, avoid informercial products. Billy Mays is laughing at me from the great beyond. If Jimmy had wanted a Nemo room, I could have been done after one coat.

Also, thick paint = bad sign. I really understand why guys drink when they paint.

Also, never let seven year old girls pick out paint colors. Bri's last color choices were neon green and Pepto pink. She reconsidered her choices after we painted the samples on her walls.

Hammie is psycho. She got loose last night. Twice. She had cheerios, a M&M and a piece of Cookie Crisp in her cheeks. We took it all away from her when she got back in her cage. That's all I need is a hamster with diabetes.

Rain and Fourth of July do not go together. Also, make sure there is someone at the party around Jimmy's age or prepare to listen to the girls complain all night. Skip the cookies with blue sprinkes also.

Anyone seen my paper flowers for scrapbooking? I found the ribbon and the foam squares, but no flowers. I don't want to order new ones.

Also, Bri has started scrapbooking. She is using her kit from the birthday party. I had to give her one of my tape runners as the glue stick with the kit does not work very well. I also let her use some of my 8x8 papers. Then Jimmy asked to start scrapbooking and went looking for his own album in my supplies. He did not find one so I will get him one tomorrow night when I go to Hobby Lobby with my mom. We'll make it cheap.
I'm doomed.

I am going to have a new doorstop soon. My Epson Artisan 700 is getting on my nerves. If it prints one more dark picture, I am going to scream. I have played with the options and it prints dark and darker. Most people I scrapbook with think I should just use an online service for my prints. I like the whole instant gratification thing. Of course the replacement options are not getting very good reviews. I am pondering selling it for a wide format. I'm sure someone else will have the magic touch with it.

I need to make up my mind soon about the printer. I need to make business cards for BlogHer. Also, Blogher, why am I not getting the Cricut Sweepstakes ad? Just send me a Cricut and we'll call it even (I'm kidding. Sort of).

So that is it. Its off to bed now. Nite.